Here's a typical email I have been receiving over the years:
I
bought me a EX-II thinking the extra ton-age wouldn't be a problem, but after 4-5 hours of
hunting, my arm is ready to fall off. After 3 or 4 days of that, I had to quit early for
the first time in ages. So, I give up."
You can plug in the name of about any metal detector made because I have
heard the complaints about them all. Didn't you buy a metal detector to have fun
? Well it's not a lot of fun to have your arm become dislocated at the shoulder and
have your eyeball pop out of the socket from the weight of carrying around a detector all
day long.
That's why I invented the
SWINGY THINGY™,
with DOC's Heavy Duty QWEEGEE™
Quick Adjust Bungee
How many more coins,
rings, chains, goodies could you be finding if you could hunt all day in comfort ?
The SWINGY THINGY pays for itself !
"As a hunter myself
I took a lot of time designing the SWINGY THINGY and Heavy Duty QWEEGEE™ Quick Adjust Bungee
System with features and benefits serious hunters are sure to appreciate!" -DOC
First, when you are ready to hunt, you're ready to hunt. You don't
want some elaborate contraption that requires you to belt mount your control box, or takes
15 minutes to set up.
The Swingy Thingy is ready to go in less than 30 seconds. Simply use
the suspender like alligator clip and lock it over your left rear pocket if you are right
handed. Don't have on a belt ? Not a problem, it will lock securely onto your
shorts or bathing suit. Metal Detecting naked ? Well as long as you have hair
on your rear it will grab that too ! OUCH !
Run the 2 inch wide webbing over the same shoulder as your swinging arm.
Next, run the 1 inch strap under your non-detecting arm, and snap it to
the large "D" ring in the middle of your chest. The 1 inch strap keeps the
D ring centered and prevents the wide shoulder strap from falling off of your shoulder.
For you Explorer users the Bungee has been equipped with a PATENTED quick
adjust hook that will fit round shafts or even the Explorer's rectangular shaft. The
first time it will be snug getting it on, but that's the way it is supposed to fit so it
doesn't slide up and down, or fall off.
BREAKING NEWS!
12/01/08
This old clip has been replaced with Doc's own design,
NEW INVENTION - the
QWEEGEE™ Quick Adjust Bungee Clamp.
Introducing the QWEEGEE™
This new innovative design Quick Adjust Clamp is at the heart of the versatility of the
Heavy Duty QWEEGEE™ Bungee. It allows you to instantaneously adjust the length
of the bungee for perfect lift.
Other company's bungees are clumsy, and require you to stop and readjust
and retie and retighten the bungee to get the proper length. Not with DOC's BUNGEE
! To readjust "on the go" simply pull the bungee down out of the
"V" groove in the Quick Adjust Hook. Find the proper length that gives you
enough lift and tug the bungee back up into the "V" groove. A perfect
length for every detector with every coil in every condition, every time !
ATTENTION SD2000,
SD2100, SD2200, GP Extreme and GP 3000 Owners
You say you have a Heavy Duty Bungee ? I'll bet it works perfect
when you are on flat ground, doesn't it ? You are just happy as a hooker at a Las
Vegas convention swinging that big ol' 18 inch coil; that is until you have to go up a
ridge. What happens to YOUR bungee as soon as you start uphill ? It goes slack
and now you are carrying all that weight on your arm and shoulder. You could stop
and untighten your bungee and readjust it and retighten it. I mean it would only
take you about 5 minutes right ? But you don't! You just muscle that sucker up
the hill. Then you start downhill, and your bungee isn't long enough, so you have to
force the bungee to stretch to get the coil to touch the ground.
And you wonder why you feel like you have been run over by a truck at the
end of the day ? That's why you need
DOC's
Heavy Duty QWEEGEE™ Quick Adjust Bungee
Starting
up a hill ? Don't even break stride,
reach down and readjust your bungee instantly !
That's right ! You guys and gals swinging those big Minelab gold
machines, swing away in comfort all day long ! I swing an 18 inch coil on an SD2200d
ten hours a day and I never feel it ! No more time consuming readjustment of your
bungee to accommodate changing terrain, or a different size coil.
Simply attach DOC's Heavy Duty QWEEGEE Bungee by
snapping the Quick Adjust Hook on below the bungee knuckle on the shaft of your detector.
I'm going to pat myself on the back here and tell you that I have paid
attention to every detail in designing this bungee system right down to the selection of
the snap! I use the highest quality bungee, 1/4 inch ! I don't use those cheap
cheesy red plastic ball bungee ends, I use a high grade PVC manufactured end made by one
company in the United States. Let's look at the ingenuity of something as simple as
the design of that snap.
Did you notice that the gate on the snap will swing either way? Not
like a typical snap where you have to use your thumb and push the gate in to get the snap
off of your "D" ring. My snap is designed so that that you just pull the
snap away from the "D" ring and it comes off! No need to fumble around
trying to get your thumb positioned just right on the gate. Pull, it comes off
the "D" ring ! Push, it goes back on the "D" ring.
Now when your detecting a gully and decide to go up a ridge you keep
moving, as you start up the ridge and the bungee goes slack, you reach down with your
non-detecting hand, grab the grey bungee end. To readjust "on the go"
simply pull the bungee down out of the "V" groove in the Quick Adjust
Hook. Take out the slack, find the proper length that gives you enough lift and tug
the bungee back up into the "V" groove. A perfect length for every change
in terrain, with every coil, every time, INSTANTANEOUSLY !
MY GUARANTEE !
"Buy a Swingy
Thingy™ with DOC's Heavy Duty QWEEGEE™ Quick Adjust Bungee or buy DOC's Heavy
Duty QWEEGEE™ Quick Adjust Bungee by itself. Use them for 30 days, if they
aren't the best devices ever invented for comfortable metal detecting return it and I'll
give you a refund of what you paid for it! You're going to love these
products!" -DOC
DOC's SWINGY THINGY™
Complete with
Heavy Duty QWEEGEE™ Quick Adjust Bungee
RETAIL $36.95
acst - Sale $31.95
Disregard estimated shipping costs, you will only be charged $7 for Priority
Mail
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DOC's Heavy Duty
QWEEGEE™™
Quick Adjust Bungee
Retail $22.95
accjb - Sale $ 18.95
Disregard estimated shipping costs, you will only be charged $7 for Priority Mail
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So
what are people "in the know" saying about
DOC's new SWINGY THINGY™ with
Heavy Duty QWEEGEE™ Quick Adjust BUNGEE?
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